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Ay you's arrived to the page dedicated to me so like if you's not interested in me then ya better jet to another page. Aite well I guess I should say some shit about meself right? Like what?....What shall I say because I ain't a got a clue where to start! Ok well I'm 19 at the mo...I'm a Sagittarius which means ize got an over-sized beast in me pants. I'm at college at present, ize doing my last year and inshallah will progress on to Uni this September. I live in Manchester U.K in an area called Cheetham Hill known by the natives as C/Hill. This place is like gangland we got wars an shit happenin here people be dyin on a regular basis....kids an pregnant mothers too! It's mental over here we got people declarin war on they neighbours, post man, even they pets, shits ridiculous..... If you's thinkin about comin here then don't coz we's got missiles an shit blow you out the sky or somet, stay away!! 

I ain't lived all my life here in the ghetto aite I'll shut up about that thug stuff ize just messin C/Hill is a nice place if you's coloured but if you ain't then colour yoself like roll in dog shit, I don't know! Coz your life is at risk here if you's white! I'm originally from London I was born there an that, I like moved here 6 years ago I think. London is like a fishmarket it's like everyone's a bengali over there. Even the white people an wildlife are all bengali's it's just pathetic but good nevertheless. We be takin over this country like build an empire an that. If it was my empire then all the women would have to walk around naked excluding my family....

What sorta stuff do I like?....hmmmm...Well I'm into anythin an everythin really I like to give everythin a try once before I make an opinion. I'm very open minded an easy to get along with I suppose. I would describe myself as quite an shy but if I know you then I'm gonna talk yo ears off. Here check these pics out of me when I was young back in the days..... Infant Gangsta | Hero No.1  I'll put some recent pics of meself up I just gotta scan them in. I ain't pretty or anythin I'm like semi-ugly but who cares anyway...... 

You wanna know what kinda music I like? Aite well I'm into rap, r n b, garage, dance, pop even the Marilyn Manson type shit. I just listen to anythin I ain't got one definite category of music taste. I been gettin hooked on the bollywood shit lately too. Over here in the Hill if you a guy an you pump asian tunes then people say things...things like you just come of the banana boat an stuff. So I gotta keep that asian shit on the low or else my bigtime reputation will get damaged, you never know some G's might try an assassinate me for listenin to me piya basante cassette....

I hope I ain't borin ya too much....sorry if I am I gotta type all this stuff to like fit the page an make it look nice. Just one more paragraph about my friends an I'll be be out, I promise......


I ain't got that many close friends coz C/Hill is like pakiland and I'm a bengali so as you can see I don't quite fit in. I like have to pretend to be a paki like be undercover an shit or else my life is at risk. I live a dangerous life, everyday is like umm.... a struggle to survive.....Anywayz as I was sayin dam'n what was I sayin hold up let me read everythin....Yeah yeah so I was sayin that I ain't got many friends. I got like one close friend his name is Zico he's a Kashmiri an a funny fucker too..... 

Here's a picture of Zico,  he's sooo sexy man....

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